Photo-WHAT?!

PEOPLE: Just because you own a digital camera, doesn't mean you are good photographer.  Please realize this.  And just because you also own Adobe Lightroom and Photoshop doesn't mean you are a professional photographer!

I found the following disturbing images on a "photographer's" website.  Do you find them as creepy & bad as I do?

Is it the ginormous pink bow? Is it that the belly is just floating in the blackness with only a pair of dis-embodied hands to hold it up? Is it the soft filter effect?  Is it... every-fucking-thing about it?!

Oh and this gem of an engagement photo:

 

"Don't be scared honey, this is what I will be doing on our wedding night.  Don't worry, while you have remained a virgin until our wedding night as the good Lord intended, I have been instructed in how to put my penis in a vagina by several drunk sorority girls and maybe one or two (or five) "ladies of the night."

HONESTLY!  It looks like he is pantomiming how he will give it to her and she is thinking "WTF?"  How is that a romantic engagement photo?  Who would think that?!

Both of these photos are in the portfolio of a "professional" photographer!!  I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but these are just poor taste.