"Don't Fuck With Mr. Zero"

Last night, after meeting up with a couple of friend's for happy hour, I went to my car to leave and found this:

(My car is the white one, which is parked properly between the white lines.)

Upon closer inspection, I found that I had only about 5 inches between my bumper and Lord Douchebag's.  The shadow and darkness of their car makes it look like there is more room than there was.

I just love the fact that not only did this idiot obviously go the wrong way down the one way parking aisle, but that they choose to not take take the 30 seconds to back his car up and straighten up.  That is all it would have taken.  But no, ass-muncher was most likely in too much of a hurry to get his drink on to give a shit that he almost blocked the car next to him from leaving.

Fourteen years of holding my tongue when it comes to horrible drivers/parkers finally came out in the note below, which I left on their windshield:

PLEASE NOTE- FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY

Perhaps not my classiest moment, but it certainly felt awesome to finally speak up for myself (my car and the other responsible drivers in L.A.).

Happy Friday and please park responsibly, or you might get a note on your windshield from me.