If you have read my blog for at least a little over a year or are a personal friend of mine, you know that I HATE Segways (here & here). They are the laziest invention EVER.
If you want to be outside of your home/office/car enjoying the world, use your own two feet or a fucking bicycle & get some exercise. If you don't want to drive, move your fucking fat ass. Don't just STAND on a ridiculous platform that wheels you around. There is a reason that the sidewalks are not made of people movers.
As a country we are fat enough already. So step off the Segway and talk a walk. A REAL WALK, where you burn calories.
That is today's rant.
(Note: the ONLY exception to the Segway rule are USPS mail carriers. That is it!)

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